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Funky

by Phineas Gauge

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Dim Sum 02:43
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What was I trying to say? I guess I'll never meet you, cause you won't take the time to know who I am Instead you invest it in little boys, big mouths, bank account, shallow seas fallacies I stand alone for you, someday you will see it true sunday I felt a little blue someday we will see it through how can you spin my head your (with) eyes so alive your words so dead take off all your foolish pride show some heart it has to hurt to love again I stand alone for you, someday you will see it true sunday I felt a little blue someday we will see it through come to the other side I'll be there when you arrive I stand alone till you decide
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Funkadelic Highway (feat. Theme) 03:48
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Wow! Uh-huh I can tell you've been eating your wheaties girl, cause you're all fit up right! Can you feel me? Oh Girl! What you do to me A misquitoes pleasant biting, I need that itch to distract from that other....ITCH! You pour so smooth into my coffee cup, like an angry wallet that don't give a fuck Uh! Wow! Uh-huh! On a funkadelic highway, we do it my way Sitting so sleazy on the rhinestone road, Batten down the doors to punch in the code Whaa! It goes tip, tap, toe, now disrobe show that dance floor what ya know Uh! Go! I feel like a secret agent man, when ever I go to the can And I think, I'm rich again Oooooooooh Aaahaaaah (Theme) Yo, yo, yo, yo, just throw your hands up in the air right now just throw your drinks up, get loud, get wild They boy's gonna show ya how we get down Theme's in the building so pour another mother fuckin' round Shake it down til we bring the ceiling down and the bury the crowd Show these rappers what it means to be underground I'm spittin' frozen shit, sendin' shivers up your spine I'm like a mutant, I shape-shift, inside your mind I turn to liquid, take your brains enough to write I flip it cause the rust on my head for you is just too sick and twisted Yeah you don't know it yet, but I got you addicted Yeah my world domination plan is being implemented I say fuck all that beginner shit, I only start shit to finish it my records limitless, yours is diminishing I see the future call me prophet with a vision the rats inside the pot can call me cook inside the kitchen
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Genius lives in Holiday 02:26
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You are so far away, with your silky body Come closer to me, with your silky body Skys are not so grey, when you're here with me Genius lives in holiday With his brothers in the Georgian Bay What he knows I can't say But it's pretty, pretty plain to see You are so far away, with your silky body Come closer to me, with your silky body Skys are not so grey, when you're here with me Genius lives in holiday With his brothers in the Georgian Bay What he knows I can't say But the boys a freak it's plain to see Oh Yeah! ( a multitude of times repeated)
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Golden Leaf 02:40
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I sway, like a leaf, in, the autumn breeze I fall, verdant green, feeling so serene Crimson, golden red, remember those words she said And I, will have tonight, to hold your arms in mine Yes, I will have tonight, to hold your arms in mine x2
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I Don't Wanna Cut My Hair 03:56
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She put on some funky clothes, to fight those rainy days She played a game of twister, with all those ladders and snakes She fought the winter breeze, with the sun against her face She joined the summer of love, and sang amazing grace And I, will remember, your face, until December When the night, and my dreams, live on, forever Chorusx2 The cat came back the very next year, They though he was a goner but he still did care Playin' off hopes, and dreams, bursting at the sea-eems Telescope-ing to the time bomb, inner ticking, mantra of the clocks Sitar string, tight rope, drone worker bee, harmon-icsssssss And I, will remember, your face, until December When the night, and my dreams, live on, forever Chorusx3
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Inside Out 03:32
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All those lonely disco nights, And I can't even, open my eyes, I've taken far too many flights, You really got me wonderin' who's skin I'm in, You really got me wonderin' who's skin I'm in yeah, And when we go, down those roads, in my mind, we will find, outside in, inside out, so begin so begin, so begin, so begin.. so begin.. so begin. And I am warmed by the brilliance of your mind, And when I close my eyes I still feel the sun shine, The flower grows and it really has a name, And I suppose, it's always been that way, And when we go, down those roads, in my mind, we will find, outside in, inside out, so begin, so begin, so begin, so begin, so begin, And when we go, down those roads, in my mind, we will find, outside in, inside out, so begin, so begin, so begin, so begin, so begin, so begin, so begin, so begin
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Lady 03:55
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Lady, oh lady, lady, lady You saved me, you saved me, you saved me, you saved me From myself, from myself, from myself, from myself Take me off the shelf, I wanna drink to your health, and share your wealth, I know you by now lady, lady, lady, I know you by now truth is I do, truth is I do, truth is I do, truth is I do
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Mark Song 04:10
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Your sister don't love me no more (no more) She thrown me in the cold outside the door (outside the door) Your sister don't love me (she don't love anybody) She don't love anybody Sing it now! When I was old enough to cry, it's what I did now Singin' when I was old enough to cry, it's what I did now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cry, cry, cry Your sister don't love me no more (she don't love me no more) She thrown me in the cold outside the door (the door) Yeah your sister don't love me (she don't love me) She don't love anybody Sing it now! When I was old enough to cry, it's what I did now Singin' when I was old enough to cry, it's what I did now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cry, cry, cry cry, cry (your sister don't love me)
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Me and my Auntie (live) 01:54
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N' I don't wanna sit an' mope N' I don't wanna smoke your dope Think I'm ready to come outta my room Think I'm ready to come outta my room Cause me and my auntie look to the sunny side Me and my auntie look to the sunny side yeah Think I'm ready to come outta my room N' I don't need no wooden spoon Think I'm ready to watch my shows Think I'm ready to watch my shows Cause me and my auntie look to the sunny side Me and my auntie look to the sunny side yeah
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Monkey Parrot 00:21
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I'm just a monkey parrot, would you like to hear my tunes? I can play this song and many more, til the day I feed on prunes I'm thoroughly cursed with being well versed, rehearsed and that's not all I'll synchronize dance to get in your pants or the lady's down the hall (play that song I know)
11.
Quarter in the Telephone 04:04
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This is, my quarter, in the telephone It's tellin' you baby, you got, to come home There is, there is no reason and no rhyme These things, we simply cannot define, define, define, define, define, define, oh love, sweet love, give love, live love, be love, let love, let love be yeah, yeah, oooh, oooh this is, my second quarter in the telephone (at least I can afford the call now) It's tellin' you baby, you got to come home there is, there is no reason and no rhyme These things, we simply cannot define, define, define, define, define, oh yeah, yeah, oooh, oooh
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Shoeshine Cats 02:32
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Shoeshine cats shuffle 'round this lazy town goin' meow meow Meow meow said the in-trouble bird to the sacred cow What ever can I do to relieve these cats from upon my brow? Well the cow did pray for seventy days and sixty-nine nights To try and relieve the cats from all these, god-awful fights On the seventh day and sixty ninth night the cow did reveal in all his awful pride A cat, inside... MEOW!!!! Curiousity never did kill the cat She only reinforced the throne from upon which we sat Meow! Aw baby meow Meow! M-m-m-m-meow
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Mark Song v.2 (funny time) 04:25
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Your sister don't love me no more (no more) She thrown me in the cold outside the door (outside the door) Your sister don't love me (she don't love anybody) She don't love anybody Sing it now! When I was old enough to cry, it's what I did now Singin' when I was old enough to cry, it's what I did now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cry, cry, cry Your sister don't love me no more (she don't love me no more) She thrown me in the cold outside the door (the door) Yeah your sister don't love me (she don't love me) She don't love anybody Sing it now! When I was old enough to cry, it's what I did now Singin' when I was old enough to cry, it's what I did now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cry, cry, cry cry, cry (your sister don't love me)
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The Walking Song 03:01
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Ladies to my left and ladies to my right I don't even care, I'm one with the night I'm on the walkabout, on the walkabout, I'm on the walkabout, I'll sing for my supper and I'll sing for my shoes I'll sing for the weather, cause I ain't got the blues I'm on the walkabout, I'm on the walkabout Onnn the walkabout Oh it feels good to use, these moss covered shoes, tried and true , tried and true, tried and true, tried and true I'll sing for the stars and all their guitars , I'll sing blue or yellow weather I'm such a mellow fella, I know I'll go far on the walkabout, on the walkabout, on the walkabout fellas to my left and fellas to my right I don't even care I'm higher than a kite On the walkabout, on the walkabout, on the walkabout, the walkabout Oh it feels so good to use, these moss covered shoes , tried and true, tried and true, tried and true, tried and true, tried and true, tried and true

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released September 17, 2015

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Phineas Gauge began: as one man’s creative endeavour, a pseudonym, a gestalt of ideals within a vision, an imagination; like an albino octopus sprouting new arms, still growing ever stronger, more diverse. ... more

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