Written during a post girlfriend post influenza malaise.
lyrics
Hmmm, So you finally met your dream girl. Shit is fucking awesome! So crazy for each other. So you buy a house together, but then.. the puppy love starts to fade. So you must replace it quickly ..with a puppy.. or if you're more trailer park, perhaps a mutually dependent drug habit. Anyway she loves cinnamon more than anything, the dog not the spice, but you're quickly becoming the bad guy, so this leads us to the next logical step where you either buy another fucking Toto to buy time, or she pops out a kid. Life is getting busy now, there are many distractions and responsibilities. The two of you have become so entwined by now that it feels near impossible for her to bail on you, but, now she sees flaws that were always there, naked and flapping in the daylight. The blind sickness of infatuation, is fully dissolved and you are officially the anti-christ. You saw her flaws all along but, chose to accept them as necessary evils. Nobody's perfect right? Now it's a painful divorce, where she has to oh so painfully adapt to a new way of life, a new routine, a whole new boyfriend, chosen from the den of wolves that has been trailing her since the dawn of time. The next lucky mongrel will either rinse and repeat like the instructions for a relationship shampoo, or be abusive enough to convince her that she better not try the old dee-vorce again. Maybe they shit-talk each other til they're both too exhausted to make another move. But that's a more, mature relationship. After the divorce, if you feel like your heart was torn out of your chest, that's completely normal. If you can't date for a year due to emotional trauma, that's normal too. Don't beat yourself up too much over this, cause you only did everything you could, and she was unhappy! If you're lucky or only moderately intelligent, you may adopt an eye for an eye technique of calling out her flaws, this makes you less of a nice guy and increases your odds of a successful 'miserable marriage maintenance.'
Stay inside the lines,
Cultivate healthy minds x6
Let's face it, nice guys don't finish last, they just don't finish. They're far too accepting of their spouse acting like a toddler, usually in hopes that she figures out her shitty behaviour without having to shove her nose in it. Alas this quickly leads to all sorts of side effects, including 'Fuck Boys'. Watch out nice guys! Distract her with another kid! Or alternately you can join an ashram that's celibate with the name Lexi tattooed on your forefinger. Those are the only two options for nice guys. Guess I'll just sit back and wait for the royalties to come in, from this awesome song....for my Lexi tattoo.
credits
released October 4, 2021
j.horricks
sonic wizard - additional mixing
........................ A Little something about Phineas
Gauge..............................
Phineas Gauge began: as one man’s creative endeavour, a pseudonym, a gestalt of ideals within a vision, an imagination; like an albino octopus sprouting new arms, still growing ever stronger, more diverse....more
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